LaBeouf has established himself as THE hot young actor of the moment in recent years, with films like 'Transformers' and 'Indiana Jones'. He gets paid shed-loads of money and he's only 23. And this all stemmed from his humble beginnings on shows like 'Even Stevens'. Which was shit.
I can give you three interesting facts about him.
1. He has his own record label.
2. He celebrates Christmas.... and Hanukkah.
3. He has a ridiculous name.
What can we take away from these three facts? We can establish that he has enough money and ambition to set up a business venture. I'm not aware of any acts that are signed to his label, but I have a feeling that they won't be big names, seeing as he has no fucking idea about anything, never mind managing talent.
We can see that he is a greedy shit when it comes to religious festivals. This is a man who decided one day that he would have his cake and eat it too, you can bet he would celebrate Diwali and Ramadan as well, but he thinks there are no other religions.
And we can see that his name is ridiculous.
For these reasons, which I believe are scientific and entirely relevant. I am proposing a mass boycotting of any movies he may appear in for the rest of his career. What's truly terrifying is that he's only 23, we've got decades of this shit still to go.
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