Jamie Oliver

A couple of years ago, Jamie Oliver rode into the public's hearts as some kind of knight in shining armour armed only with a few cameras and fuckloads of vegetables. He sorted out the schools by telling kids to eat healthily or they'd die. Nothing gets children motivated like death threats.It seemed as if Jamie Oliver had flipped and now thought he was a messiah, a messiah for all of the people who ever ate a chocolate bar.

this battle to make Britain slim continued into a second series, because there were some pockets of resistance left, those who thought for themselves and refused to be told what to eat by a cheeky, matey, arrogant fuckwit. Personally, I applauded those who wouldn't become lambs to this healthy slaughter. It takes a great deal of will power to stand up to a hypocritical chef who spends his time advertising crap food for Sainsbury's. And to Jamie Oliver I say this, maybe if you just kept quiet and wrote cookbooks like Delia, the world would be a better place.